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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik ([personal profile] scrambledegg) wrote in [community profile] collectedmemes 2020-06-13 06:52 pm (UTC)

Dr "Eggman" Robotnik | Sonic the hedgehog

Santa's village
[No, that rotund, red clothed man wandering through the remains of the workshop is not Santa Claus, unfortunately. Instead, it's a particularly greedy scientist who's probably on his third box of cookies, tipping the open top into his mouth and messily chewing them to pieces to eat. He's currently inspecting some of the elves frozen in place, a gloved hand to his chin as he does.]

Talk about lousy workmanship. Sure you can't expect much from commercial builds, but still...

[He hasn't noticed, however, the elf behind him that's gripped the tail of his jacket...not yet anyway. Maybe you should mention that.]

Wonder if I can reprogram these things to shoot lasers or something. At least that'd be useful.

Santa's throne
[No matter how he dealt with getting away from those creepy elf robots, he's probably exhausted. Eggman approached Santa's chair and all but fell into it, his legs spread and arms dangling off the sides as he muttered irritably to himself, pinching his brow in frustration.]

Oh, just wait until I find out who's behind this...I'll have those cheap toys in there doing far worse when I get my revenge!

[The camera goes off all of a sudden, briefly startling him, and if you look at the resulting photo you'll see the happy child in the photo sitting on the lap of a rotund man with a red jacket. He's halfway there to being a proper Santa, if he didn't look so miserable.]

What the heck was that about?!

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