[This isn't judgmental, actually, that's very cool guy from an adventure novel of him, little as Jiang Cheng fits the rest of the criteria... Tell him the weapon facts, but maybe later.
He shakes the hat back into shape and sticks it on his head, very jaunty and dashing, or maybe he's just in a hurry because he's doing hat things with one hand and swatting rats with the other. He has to pause to shake one off the end of his pipe as it squeals some unholy rat noise at him, then he can explain--]
It is my cousin's, actually! While I am just about entirely certain I alone wander these rat-plagued wastes between the two of us— [swat, swat, swat.....] It would be even worse, then, for my cousin's hat to meet an unfortunate end in a pile of rats!
[This hat is his cousin now. But there, they've crossed the threshold out, and he pivots on his heel to brandish the pipe one last time before he slumps forward some to catch his breath. Rattes...]
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[This isn't judgmental, actually, that's very cool guy from an adventure novel of him, little as Jiang Cheng fits the rest of the criteria... Tell him the weapon facts, but maybe later.
He shakes the hat back into shape and sticks it on his head, very jaunty and dashing, or maybe he's just in a hurry because he's doing hat things with one hand and swatting rats with the other. He has to pause to shake one off the end of his pipe as it squeals some unholy rat noise at him, then he can explain--]
It is my cousin's, actually! While I am just about entirely certain I alone wander these rat-plagued wastes between the two of us— [swat, swat, swat.....] It would be even worse, then, for my cousin's hat to meet an unfortunate end in a pile of rats!
[This hat is his cousin now. But there, they've crossed the threshold out, and he pivots on his heel to brandish the pipe one last time before he slumps forward some to catch his breath. Rattes...]
What else did you get your hands on in there?